Ballad of a Ragged Idiot
As I walk the streets, I shuffle along
Whistling a tune, singing a song
The hole in my trouser seat lets in the breeze
And my well darned socks are pulled up to my knees
The Sun shines down like gold coins on my face
And the wind blows my hair all over the place
Not that I have much, time has withered it away
So my bald patch shines brightly on a hot sunny day
My battered old boots have seen many a day, in and out
With holes in the soles the water comes in and pours out
But I trundle around, without a care
Doing odd jobs to earn a bob here and there
I sleep soundly at night lying under the stars
No drinking for me, no nightclubs or bars
With the Moon as my light bulb my bedrooms always lit
So I mostly sleep soundly, only snoring a bit
In the morning it’s a scrounge round for something to eat
Then I find a nice park bench; sit my bum on a seat
Good Morning, good morning I say as people pass by
Returned occasionally by an offensive remark, that I just let lie
It’s a long way from the trenches in the fields of Verdun long ago
Where I fought years earlier with my comrades in tow
Amongst the bullets and the blood crawling low across fields
To fight a war in which neither side yields
The mortars drop constantly, the bullets whiz by
As my comrades drop regularly, sadly to die
How long will this last we tend to ask each other
Will I ever return home to my wife and my mother
Sadly, many didn’t make it, back home at all
Lost their lives in the melee, their time ends where they fall
The Poppy Fields in France their last resting place
A symbol of their courage of the mountain they had to face
I was one of the lucky ones – I made it back
But the problem never ended, my outlook was black
Unable to fit in where I used to be in life
Failing to deal with the trouble and strife
Because of what I had seen and been through, always on my mind
Now I just wander the road sleeping where I can find
Somewhere suitable, anywhere I can leave my bad memories behind
Just a mere resemblance of my long ago man
Now a shadow in the wilderness with a dull outdoor tan
But the Poppies remind me of that time all those years past
Of the fallen friends and comrades that I lost in every bomb blast
The blood and the screams hard to erase from one’s mind
All these years later, hard to leave behind
But in my raggedy arse trousers and shoes full of holes
I still have a life, how good know one knows
But with the Sun and the Moon the Wind and the Rain
I will walk with a smile and enjoy life again
The Old House
It stands alone well off the road
A farmhouse with a heavy load
Some time ago those who resided there
Disappeared as if in thin air
No footprints seen, no bodies were found
No secrets buried beneath the ground
A strange phenomenon had taken place
Like they had left the human race
To this day no one knows
What happened that year of heavy snows?
Nineteen forty-five or forty-seven
When four good people went to heaven
A loving family so close knit
Who spent their last Christmas under a lamp well lit
As people testified many years later that they had last seen
Where the occupants had together been
This mystery lives on and on
About a family well and truly gone
No messages, no letters were ever left
Leaving neighbours so bereft
Now a shire that’s left untouched and alone
No lights, no sounds, no telephone
But at Christmas all the townsfolk gather for a candlelight prayer
Just in case their ghosts return, are they possibly still there
The Cemetery Mole
Down in the Churchyard
in amongst the graves so still
is a little problem
and it makes me ill
A Mole has made his home
in the family plot
as for our feelings
he does not give a jot
Every time I go to tend
the grave with love and care
I am greeted by this mound of earth
so I know that he has been there
He digs away to his heart’s content
the mound gets bigger every day
so I am going to have to trap him
try to catch it in some way
So I will dig a little hole into his mound
and set a trap for him
a passer by walked over
said what are you up to Jim
Trying to catch this little varmint
who is causing me concern?
I have to teach him a lesson
so that he will learn
To leave my family plot alone
go somewhere else to dig his tunnels
because all the mounds he leaves behind
looks like a row of funnels
So I set my trap, and off I went
home for a good nights rest
satisfied I had done my duty
to catch this little pest
As I fell asleep, my mind did dream
this little creature with his pick and shovel hard at work all night
dragging the dirt to the surface in his little cart
so it would be there for me to see at early light
Suddenly there was a clanging sound
as the trap snapped down on his neck hard and fast
trapped, struggling to break free
but soon to breathe his last
I awoke with such a start
shouting Oh Lord, what have I done?
I have killed one of Gods tiny creatures
on with clothes and out I run
Down to the Cemetery at high speed
till I reached the family plot
I yanked on the trap protruding
to see what I had got
To my relief there was nothing there
I must have dreamt it all it seems
my little friend was still alive
not dead, like in my dreams
I quietly flattened out his mounds
Thought I can do that every day
It can be a special thing between us
A game that we can play
After all what harm was he doing
tunnelling away
my relatives now had company
and that’s how it will have to stay